The Jamaican bobsled team, captained by Hannukkah Wallace, one of the Top-50 drivers in the world, on a sled donated by the U.S. fell two sleds short of making the field for Vancouver. What a shame, considering I leave for the islands tomorrow.

I was looking forward to living out this cinematic brilliance in real life..dah well, nothing a pina colada won't cure.

Sidebar: I'm out until the 26th, suckers - returning just in time for St. Patrick's Month.

Jamaican Bobsled Team Falls Short In Qualifying (NYT)